1. I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
2. It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
3. On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
4. When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
5. You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
6. If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
7. Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
8. The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
9. Some people die. Others become a teacher...
10. I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
11. I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
12. Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
13. If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
14. Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
15. You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
16. I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
17. I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
18. Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
19. I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
20. You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
21. A Frnds Luv sayz:
If yu evr need any thing,
Ill be there."
Tru Love sayz:
You will nevr need anything;
I will be there."
22. A fart iz a flying planet, created by God & produced by men..
23. When r u really full of confidence?
If u fart having diarrhoea.
24. If yu hav ur pictures where u look old, keep them. In twenty years u can prove that u have not changed a bit
25. Why do males fart more often than women ? Bcoz women dont keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..
26. I do not swear, I do not smoke & I dont drink! Oh damned My cigarete has fallen in my glasss of beer ...
27. Will we play the hulk 2gether??...I ll b tall nd strong nd u green and ugly
28. Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
29. He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
30. A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
31. HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
32. If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
33. This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
34. Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.
35. Devote today to something so daring even you can’t believe you’re doing it.
36. Three keys to more abundant living: caring about others, daring for others, sharing with others.
37. Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see
38. Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything Godlike about God it is that. He dared to imagine everything.
39. Writing is a difficult trade which must be learned slowly by reading great authors; by trying at the outset to imitate them; by daring then to be original; by destroying one's first productions.
40. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.
41. No two on earth in all things can agree. All have some daring singularity.
42. Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all.
43. There is a strength of a quiet endurance as significant of courage as the most daring feats of prowess
44. I believe that a man is the strongest soldier for daring to die unarmed.
45. I Like this quote I dislike this quoteFaith is a living, daring confidence in God's grace, so sure and certain that a man could stake his life on it a thousand times.
46. Faith is not trying to believe something regardless of the evidence; faith is daring something regardless of the consequences
47. Because of deep love, one is courageous. Because of frugality, one is generous. Because of not daring to be ahead of the world, one becomes the leader of the world.
48. The power of daring anything their fancy suggest, as always been conceded to the painter and the poet.
49. The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
50. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable.
51. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
52. At the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat
53. Whatever there be of progress in life comes not through adaptation but through daring...
54. Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.
55. Every daring attempt to make a great change in existing conditions, every lofty vision of new possibilities for the human race, has been labeled Utopian.
56. It is courage based on confidence, not daring, and it is confidence based on experience
57. What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
58. Valor grows by daring, fear by holding back.
59. Our dead brothers still live for us and bid us think of life, not death / of life to which in their youth they lent the passion and glory of Spring. As I listen, the great chorus of life and joy begins again, and amid the awful orchestra of seen and unseen powers and destinies of good and evil, our trumpets, sound once more a note of daring, hope, and will.
60. All glory comes from daring to begin.
61. We must dare, and dare again, and go on daring
62. If you do things well, do them better. Be daring, be first, be different, be just.
63. In crises the most daring course is often safest.
64. I Like this quote I dislike this quoteA sheltered life can be a daring life as well. For all serious daring starts from within.
65. Nothing is too high for the daring of mortals: we storm heaven itself in our folly.
66. Rebellion against your handicaps gets you nowhere. Self-pity gets you nowhere. One must have the adventurous daring to accept oneself as a bundle of possibilities and undertake the most interesting game in the world - making the most of one's best.
67. It is better to err on the side of daring than the side of caution.
68. The Path that leadeth on is lighted by one fire - the light of daring burning in the heart. The more one dares, the more he shall obtain.
69. Cruel with guilt, and daring with despair, the midnight murderer bursts the faithless bar; invades the sacred hour of silent rest and leaves, unseen, a dagger in your breast.
70. A warrior is free to be a hero and pull off daring do and the soldier is irresponsible if he does it.
71. After about the first Millennium, Italy was the cradle of Romanesque architecture, which spread throughout Europe, much of it extending the structural daring with minimal visual elaboration.
72. Against the bold, daring is unsafe.
73. All serious daring starts from within.
74. As a system of philosophy it is not like the Tower of Babel, so daring its high aim as to seek a shelter against God's anger; but it is like a pyramid poised on its apex.
75. As Mayor, I will fully support my Arts Commission and its professional selection committees so that they can commission a full range of public art that is daring and, when appropriate, daringly traditional.
76. Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.
77. Books that distribute things... with as daring a freedom as we use in dreams, put us on our feet again.
78. But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and I liked being versatile my whole career, it kept me working.
79. Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward; they may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.
80. Democracy is an extraordinary adventure. It's difficult, full of daring and risk and danger. But it's the greatest gift we have.
81. Every vital organization owes its birth and life to an exciting and daring idea.
82. Everything depends on whether we have for opponents those French tricksters or those daring rascals, the English. I prefer the English. Frequently their daring can only be described as stupidity. In their eyes it may be pluck and daring.
83. Faith is a living, daring confidence in God's grace, so sure and certain that a man could stake his life on it a thousand times.
84. Faith is not trying to believe something regardless of the evidence. Faith is daring to do something regardless of the consequences.
85. Fear is a problem with film music and films; people want to be conventional, and there's more commercialism today. If you are not daring in your art, you're bankrupt.
86. For strange effects and extraordinary combinations we must go to life itself, which is always far more daring than any effort of the imagination.
87. Great fear is concealed under daring.
88. Here is he laid to whom for daring deed, nor friend nor foe could render worthy meed.
89. I am a writer who came of a sheltered life. A sheltered life can be a daring life as well. For all serious daring starts from within.
90. I believe that a man is the strongest soldier for daring to die unarmed.
91. I felt like an apostle of the obvious and people imagined that I was doing something daring.
92. I find the most interesting and most daring scripts tend to be for independent films.
93. I have always been adventurous and rather daring.
94. I never made a daring rescue, which is the story people want to hear. I did go to my share of fires.
95. I think most people that are looked upon as doing something daring don't necessarily think of it that way-they do what they have to do.
96. If I'm daring at all, I guess it would be emotionally. I try to keep things interesting for myself and to do things that challenge me.
97. If it's not some daring, dangerous affair, it's just not interesting, or so it seems. So, here you have two people - a famous American iconic couple - who actually like each other sexually, in marriage. Imagine.
98. If the impulse to daring and bravery is too fierce and violent, stay it with guidance and instruction.
99. If you do things well, do them better. Be daring, be first, be different, be just.
100. In crisis the most daring course is often safest.
