1. the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very sentimental
1% senti
99% mental...............
2. SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Actually SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day..
3. I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
4.
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
5. Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?
5. if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used before
6. Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night..
7. i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful.
8. Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO"
9. just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.
10. I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime.
11.Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension
12. If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.qwq
13. Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
14. How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,
smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
extremly intelligent kid ???
Ask my parents...!
15. Whn cloud breaks, rain falls! Whn coconut breaks, water falls!Whn luv breaks tears falls!But whn ur head break Cowdung falls !
16. Q: to make it straight she pulls it, to make it stand she rubs it, to make it stiff she licks it, to let it in she pushes it. what is she doing? a: threading a needle
17. Good person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good taste? Corse its you Good friend? Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me .
18. GARAHAMBEL
invnted
telefon
EDISON
invnted
elctricbulb
MARCONI
invnted
radio
COLUMBOS
discoverd
America
U discovered my Cell NO
19. Your smile is amazing... you know your smile kills the people.... So please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....
regularly!....
20. I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.zed
21. six rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
bilal
22. My Eyes
DETECTED
My Heart
REACTED
Thousands were
REJECTED
& only u were
SELECTED
bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisment
23. You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
24.
(((((( ))))))
(((( @) (@ ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
((((((,__ ,))))))
25. don't be afriad......
Sometimes mob work as mirror
26. PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
27. SHUTUP!
S= SURPRISES 4 U
H= HAPPINESS 4 U
U= UNLIMITED LOVE 4 U
T= TRUE PASSION 4 U
U= U ALWAYZ INMY MIND
P= PRAYING 4 U
SO AGAIN
SHUTUP!!
28. VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~MONKEY~ for the zoo.
29. Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own
30. In the late night,on the full moon day, i
stopped my car and went close to her ears, she felt
shyness.i went to say those words but i
thought she wont believe it. Finally i told
her those "3 words"
31. Yesterday whole night i
was thinkin abt only U
Now i'm
thinking of "V".
Tonight i'll definitly
think abt w,x,y and z
32. close ur eyes
umm.haa
muhaa...
ok..
satisfied now open ur eyes..
;****;
x( @..@ )x
"(--)" MAZA AYA ? U kissed a Monkey
33. Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
34. EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!
35. good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.....
36. no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms's............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried..........u r in jail again???
37. Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"
38. Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after
sucking ur blood
39.
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
40. After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
41.
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42. i saw sumthing in da shop window today. it was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
43. Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true
F- FRIENDLY
L- LOVELYFUL
I - INTELLIGENT
R - ROMANTIC
T - TRUTHFUL
SO KEEP ON FLIRTING
44. say e
say ee
say eee
say eeee
say eeeee
say eeeeee
very good
now go & brush ur teeth.. gud day
45. God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
46. so sweet u r
so sweet your smile
so sweet your eyes
so sweet your style
see how sweetly i lie
47. I love the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush
48. I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, I ask a Angel, he gave me U
49. R u Male or Female ???
Wants to know the answer...
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool...
50. Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
51. Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
52. There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan
53. Each morning..............
My first thought
My first sight
My first feeling
My first contact
my first heartthrob
My first real joy
my first true love
54. ????? is ???????
still scrolling?
o'k i'll tell u
u sure u want 2
55. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me!
56. Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE
57. I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide!
58. hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...
59. you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !!
60. Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?
61. QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
62. If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
63. Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
64.
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
65. I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill
66. THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
67. MY EYES MISS U
MY FELLINGS LOVE U
MY HANDS NEED U
MY MIND CALL U
MY HEART JUST 4 U
MY LIFE IS U
I WILL DIE WITHOUT U
I LOVE U
68. Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
69. Open My Heart
Get Inside
If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart
Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him Squall
70. Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!
71. Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker
72.
1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!!
73. I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!!
74. Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME! Shafqat
75. I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!!
76. baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!!
77. so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies
78. Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE
79. some call me funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut up !!!!!!!!!!
80. U r so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number mk
81. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
82. I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !
83. in day i miss u
at night i miss u
in morning i miss u
i miss u every moment
i miss u every second
i miss u alot.......
my stolen chappal i really miss u
84. R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now
85. Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job
86. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
87. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
88. U know last week,I visited my friend in China & they thought I'm joking when I say in South Africa there are Monkey's,so will tou plz borrow me ur photographs so that I can show them when I visit again?
89. God knows d value of HEART,so he created LUV....He knows d value of NIGHT,so he created DREAMS...He knows d value of FREINDS,so he created MEEEEE...
90. want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream
91. Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again...
92. Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
93. Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
They all really miss you.
94. Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
95. Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
96. A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
97. It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
98. Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
99. One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
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