1. O FOOL you are the most BeautiFOOL, WonderFOOL & WolorFOOL Among all FOOLS
2. Every thing is incomplete without 'me'.
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__lody
co__dy
ti__
ga__
so__thing
__aning
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even the __ssage
So dont 4get 'ME'!!
3. A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool
4. WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
5. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
6. In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
7. When the grass was closely mown,
Walking on the lawn alone,
In the turf a hole I found,
And hid a soldier underground.
Spring and daisies came apace;
Grasses hide my hiding place;
Grasses run like a green sea
Oer the lawn up to my knee.
8. Is it so small a thing
To have enjoyed the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought, to have done?
9. No Winter lasts forever, no Spring skips its turn.
April is a promise that May is bound to keep, and we know it.
10. An altered look about the hills;
A Tyrian light the village fills;
A wider sunrise in the dawn;
A deeper twilight on the lawn;
A print of a vermilion foot;
A purple finger on the slope;
A flippant fly upon the pane;
A spider at his trade again;
An added strut in chanticleer;
A flower expected everywhere ...
11. Beauty is a form of genius - is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no explanation. It is of the great facts in the world like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in dark water of that silver shell we call the moon
12. Sweet spring, full of sweet days and roses,
A box where sweets compacted lie.
13. From some home a jade flute sends dark notes drifting,
Scattering on the spring wind that fills Lo-yang.
Tonight, if we should hear the willow-breaking song,
Who could help but long for the gardens of home?
14. In the landscape of Spring there is neither
better or worse.
The flowering branches grow naturally,
some long, some short.
15. I think that no matter how old or infirm I may become, I will always plant a large garden in the spring.
Who can resist the feelings of hope and joy that one gets from participating in natures rebirth?
16. I sing of brooks, of blossoms, birds, and bowers:
Of April, May, or June, and July flowers.
I sing of Maypoles, Hock-carts, wassails, wakes,
Of bridegrooms, brides, and of the bridal cakes.
17. When the time is ripe for certain things,
these things appear in different places in the manner
of violets coming to light in the early spring.
18. O Day after day we cant help growing older.
Year after year spring cant help seeming younger.
Come lets enjoy our winecup today,
Nor pity the flowers fallen.
19. Lord, what fools these mortals be.
20. The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.
21. A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
22. Wise men learn by other mens mistakes, fools by their own.
23. Young men think old men fools, and old men know young men to be so.
24. For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
25. A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
26. Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?
27. Dont approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
28. A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;
change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and
mistaking foes for friends.
29. Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.
30. Silence is the wit of fools.
31. The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
32. If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.
33. Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
34. Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
35. You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.
36. The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.
37. Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.
38. Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
39. Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
40. Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.
41. Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
42. It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
43. WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
44. Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
45. I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
46. You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
47. You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
48. U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
49. So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
50. For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
51. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
52. Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
53. Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
54. Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
55. Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
56. When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
57. Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
58. When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
59. All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
60. The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
61. True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
62. Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
63. If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
64. When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
65. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
66. Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
67. If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
68. Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
69. Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
70. The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
71. So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
72. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel
you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
73. FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
74. All ways keep your LOVER"S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
75. U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
76. Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
77. YOU R ROSE 4 all TREES
YOU R SMILE 4 all FACES
YOU R WATER FALLS 4 all HILLS
&
YOU R BROHTER 4 all GIRLS .
78. Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
79. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
80. What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
81. When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
82. Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
83. When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
84. Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
85. How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
86. It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
87. Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
88. What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
89. The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
90. If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
91. What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
92. When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
93. What is the velocity of the darkness ?
94. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
95. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
96. What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
97. When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
98. How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
99. Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
100. The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
