1. My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
2. Wife:
(expecting a car)
Gift me smthng which goes frm 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I'm on it.
Husbnd gifted her a
weighing machine.... .!
3. On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought..
Wife: Wat r u thinking?
Husbnd: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife's heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remembr that date
Husbnd: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years
Wife smiles ''Yes"
Husbnd sighs n says: Aaaaaaahhh!
i would've been free today!:-D
4. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
5. What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
6. Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust and Understanding, she doesn't Trust me and I dont Understand her.
7. I asked my wife,
“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
“It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
She said. So I suggested,
“How about the kitchen?”
8. Me and My Wife was Very Happy before….
9. To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.
10. On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my LOVE
11. Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy ,love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary
12. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary
13. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair!!
14. Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
15. True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
16. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
17. A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED...
18. An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
19. There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.
20. All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
21. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.
22. Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
23. Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
24. Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.
25. May you never leave your marriage alive.
26. May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.
27. Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.
28. love my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,
I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.
29. As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral… As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love
is the tool, and more love is the end product.
30. A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
31. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
32. Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
33. Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
.
.
.
.
“Watch Man”
34. Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
35. I hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although i smile & seem carefree there is no one who mises u more than ME
36. Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…goodluck
37. Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
38. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
39. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
40. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!
41. I 've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.
42. I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'?
43. Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.
44. Married Life Joke
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
45. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.
46. Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!
47. May the best of your past be the worst of your future
48. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
49. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
50. Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
.
.
365 days,
.
.
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
.
.
.
.
Get Married…
51. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
52. Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”
53. Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
54. Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
55. I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
56. Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
57. How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
58. Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
59. On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
60. To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
61. Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
62. I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
63. That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
64. Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
65. All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!
66. Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
67. if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary
68. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
69. To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary
70. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
71. I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do
Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary
72. We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary
73. Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
74. I love u for my whole life
75. Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
76. The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
77. all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....
78. Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
79. Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
80. On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
81. To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
82. Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
83. Your love makes my days Happy and bright
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
84. The most important thing you fixed
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
85. all my love for you FREE
all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!
86. The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary
87. Happy Weeding Anniversary
88. Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary.
89. We've had our ups and downs, This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things, But our love for each other, Had no attached strings. Happy Anniversary.
90. Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
91. Thank you for being the love of my life,
Half of the child asleep in my womb,
A husband whose husbandry made of his wife
Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!
Knight of my nights and dance of my days,
Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.
Only with you will I wend through my ways
Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea!
92. Long after our anniversary And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
93. How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thingin
my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
94. Words cannot express
all I hold within my heart.
You've made every moment
worth remembering.
Happy Anniversary
95. Wives are for sharing with,
Dreaming dreams and caring with
spending time with,
chatting to,
Making plans with,
Hoping they come true...
Holding hands with, hugging, kissing
Laughing with and reminiscing.....
Working with to see things through,
and loving
Just like I LOVE YOU
Happy Anniversary
96. another year to
create precious memories together.
Another year to
discover new things to enjoy about each other.
Another year to
build a life rich in love and laughter.
Another year to
strengthen a marriage that defines "forever."
Happy Anniversary!
97. If I met you on tomorrow
I would still give you my heart
If you should say,
"do you still love me?"
I'd say,
"Till death do us part"
Happy Anniversary
98. Scientists have discovered
that the longer people
stay married, the more
they begin to look alike.
You better start putting
name tags in your underwear!
Happy Anniversary
99. On our anniversary
and always,
it’s your love
that makes
the beautiful difference
in my life.
Happy Anniversary
100. Even in a Fairy Tale
where every dream comes true
I could never hope to find
someone as loving as you
Happy Anniversary
