1. L.L.B

Love 4 Leagal Boy

 

2. B.COM

Basically Confidence of Mohabat

 

3. B.B.A

Beauty Broad & Active

 

4. P.H.D

Perfect Healthy Dream girl

 

5. MEANING OF M O T H E R:

M:"M Y M O M"

O:"O B L I G E"

T:"T E R R I F I C"

H:"H O N E S T"

E:"E X C E L L E N T"

R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

 

6. s:"still"

m:"mad"

a:"always"

r:"responsible"

t:"teasing"

 

7. School:

A place where

papa pays & son plays :-D

 

8. Life insurance:

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

 

9. Marriage:

its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

 

10. Dictionary:

A place where success comes before work :-)

 

11. Smile:

A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight

 

12. Doctor:

A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

 

13. FuLL FoRm oF bOyS...

B - bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.

O - oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.

Y - yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.

S - ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe... ;->

 

14. H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd

 

U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy

 

G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe

 

S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S dAy

 

I hOpE tHiS

"HUG"

 

15. MISSED CALL Means -

 

"M"Ost

"I"Nnovative

"S"Tylish

"S"Till

"E"Ffecti Ve

"D"Evice

 

"C"Onveying

"A"Pnapan

"L"Ove &

"L"Oneliness

 

16. D-Dear

A-Always

R-Remember

L-Love

I-Is

N-Not

G-Game. :-)

 

17. "SHEIKH" MEANS

 

S: Sincere

H: Hard Worker

E: Energetic

I: Inteligent

K: King of Mind

H: Honest

 

18. F..R..I..E..N..D

 

*Field of love*

*Root of joy*

*Island of God*

*End of sorrows*

*Name of hope*

*Door of understanding* (=

 

19. Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's

B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.

 

20. Whenever any beautiful girl calls u "BHAI".

Never get upset..

"BHAI" is an abbreviation of:

 

B-Beautiful

H-Husband

A-Amongst

I-Ideals

 

So

keep making SISTERS!

 

21. G: God

O: Offers us His

O: Outstanding

D: Devotion 2

 

 

M: Make us

O: Obedient &

R: Ready 4 a

N: Newday 2

I: Initiate

N: New Aim 4 d

G: Glory of God

 

GUD MORNING

 

22. HOLLAND

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

 

23. ITALY

I Trust And Love You

 

24. LIBYA

Love Is Beautiful You Also

 

25. Live With The 3 E?s . . .

| Energy |

| Enthusiasm |

| Empathy |

And The 3 F?s . . .

| Faith |

| Family |

| Friends |

Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

 

26. Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]

Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->

 

27. What is da true meaning of ?Study? ???

S. Sleeping

T. Talking

U. Unlimited sms

D. Dreaming

Y. Yawning?

So study hard ok !!!!

 

28. Father Means

 

F= Forever With His Family

A= Always There For You No Matter What

T= The Only One Who?s There

H= He?s My Hero Till The End

E= Encouraging In Everything I Do

R= Really The Only One?

No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!

 

29. It?s My Last Msg To U.

LAST bole tu..

L= Love U alwz

A= All time miss U

S= Save U in my heart,

T= True friend in my life.

So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->

 

30. L =====

O =====

V =====

E =====

L=loss of money.

o=out of mind.

v=vaste of time.

e=end of life.

 

31.  ISLAM? stands for:

I = I

S = Should

L = Love

A = Always

M = Muhammad (S.A.W)

 

32. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-

With Idiot For Ever

 

33. STRANGE BUT TRUE:-

In ancient times, in England before people havin sex, they needed spèciàl permission 4m d king. Pple who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said:

“Fornication

Under

Consent of

King”

Thats F. U. C. K. for short.

Now U know where that cute word came from..?

 

34.

Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:

S->Some,

O->One Is,

R->Really,

R->Remembering

Y->You..

Have A wonderful day

 

35. Meaning of Love

 

L: Life

O: Opinion

V: Vision

E: End of life

 

36. What is the meaning of SMS?

 

It means

S � Sarderon ke

M � Mazak udane ki

S � Service

 

37. F..R..I..E..N..D

 

*Field of love*

*Root of joy*

*Island of God*

*End of sorrows*

*Name of hope*

*Door of understanding*

 

38. Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's

B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks. And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.

 

39. M: Make us

O: Obedient &

R: Ready 4 a

N: Newday 2

I: Initiate

N: New Aim 4 d

G: Glory of God

 

GUD MORNING

 

40. L O V E ..

L = Lake of Sorrows ..

O = Ocean of Tears ..

V = Valley of Death ..

E = End of life....

 

41. C=Can't live without u.

L=Love U.

I=I miss U.

C=Care About U.

K=Kiss from my Heart to u

So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)

 

42. Pakistan means

P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr

A=Aata 66 RS kg

K=Khud kash hamle

i=ilm ki kami

S=Sarko pe pani

T=Trafic jam

A=Awam Helpless

N=No electrictiy

43. You are a DOG...

 

Dog Means.

D=Don

O=Of

G=Girls

 

Now You are Smiling.

You Naughty DOG.

Lay Biscuit Kha. :-)

 

44. F.R.I.E.N.D

 

*Field of Love*

*Root of Joy*

*Island of God*

*End of Sorrow*

*Name of Hope*

*Door of Understanding*

 

45. "W"ant

"O"ne

"M"an for

"E"very

"N"ight

 

46. D-Dear

A-Always

R-Remember

L-Love

I-Is

N-Not

G-Game. :-)

 

47. “M” is for the million things she gave me,

“O” means only that she’s growing old,

“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,

“H” is for her heart of purest gold,

“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,

“R” means right, and right she’ll always be.

 

48. FuLL FoRm oF bOyS…

B – bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.

O – oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.

Y – yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.

S – ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe… ;

H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy

G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe

S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe’S dAy

 

49. What is ABCDEFG?

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!

 

50. what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)

Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!

 

51. PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

 

52. ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

 

53. APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

 

54. SCSI: System Can't See It

 

55. DOS: Defective Operating System

 

56. BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

 

57. IBM: I Blame Microsoft

 

58. DEC: Do Expect Cuts

 

59. CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

 

60. OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

 

61. WWW: World Wide Wait

 

62. MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

 

63. PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

 

64. COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

 

65.AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

 

66. LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

 

67.MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

 

68. WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

 

69.GIRO: Garbage In Rubbish Out

 

70.MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

 

71. ALITALIA  - Always late in takeoff, always late in approach

 

72. C&A Cheap & Awful

 

73. CAD Computer aided Desaster

 

74. FIAT Fix it again, Tony!

Fix it any time FORD Found on road dead

 

75. IBM I buy Macintosh

Internal Bit Mixing ISDN Incompatible shitty digital nonsens

 

76. JAVA Just another vague acronym

 

77. KTM Kick ten minutes!

 

78. LUFTHANSA Let us fuck the hostess as no steward available

 

79. NASA Need another seven astronauts!

 

80. SAAB Send another automobile back!

 

81. SABENA Such a bad/bloody experience never again!

 

82. SAS Sex after service

 

83. TAP Take another plane!

 

84. WIFE = Washing + Ironing + Foods + Entertainment.

 

85. HELLO means:

H = How are you?

E = Everthing all right?

L = Like to hear from you.

L = Love to see you soon.

O = Obviously, I miss you!

 

86. FAMILY = Father And Mother, I Love You.

 

87. Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?

HUSBAND = Housing + Understanding + Sharing + Buying + And + Never + Demanding.

 

88. P.M.S.

        Psychotic Mood Shift

        Puffy Mid-Section

        People Make me Sick

        Pimples May Surface

        Pass My Sweatpants

        Perpetual Munching Spree

        Pass My Shotgun

        Pissy Mood Syndrome

        Potential Murder Suspect

        Pack My Sh*t

89. INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems

 

90. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

 

91. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

 

92. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

 

93. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

 

94. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

 

95. BAAN : Beggers Assosciation and Nerds

 

96. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

 

97. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

 

98. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

 

99. HP : Hen Pecked

 

100. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible