1. Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

 

2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

 

3. u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

 

4. May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Britney Spears.

 

5. I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

 

6. It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

 

7. Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

 

8. What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

 

9. If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

 

10. If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...

 

11. sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!

 

12. I have a new kodak camera

ur snap please...

don't move

steady

smile :)

ready

click

ohh ho

those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

 

13. to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

14. Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.

 

15. Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

 

16. It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

 

17. SMILE:

S: Sets u free,

M: Makes u special,

I: Increases ur face value,

L: Lifts up ur spirits,

E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

 

18. When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

 

19. Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....

 

20. Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

 

21. It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

 

22. I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

 

23. Only the open heart receives

LOVE

Only the open mind receives

WISDOM

Only the open hand receives

GIFTS

and...

Only the CUTE 1's receive

MESSAGES From ME!

 

24. Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.

 

25. Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

 

26. Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it

"HEAVEN"

 

27. Smile a while,

& when U smile,

smile another smile

& soon there will b miles

& miles of smile

bcoz you smiled .

i wish your day is full of SMILE

I can buy gifts but not LOVE,

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.

 

28. Life should be like this

Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday

 

29. let me draw ur face!

Dont move!

Nearly finished,

ok Done!

Wanna look

 

30. positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!

 

31. Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..

<w>Wonderful

<i>Item

<f>For

<e>Entertainment

.....

<h>Handsome

<u>Useful

<s>Smart

<b>But

<a>At

<n>Night

<d>Dangerous

 

32. Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

 

33. system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......

 

34. 2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say "govinda govinda" U.SRIKANTH

 

35. Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.

 

36. womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life from...

 

37. If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....

 

38. press +88 for help

press 017 for money

press 16 for sharing happiness

press 816283 for sharing saddness

press all previous number to call me at  +8801716816283

 

39. REMMBER THESE WORDS ....

LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY

YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY

IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY

 

40. Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

 

41. Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....!

42. DO

YOU

KNOW

WHAT IS

MEANT

 

M=meet

O=on

B=busy

I=in

L=life

E=every where

so now lets START TO CALL ME

 

 

43. Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy

moments & Black keys are sad moments.

But remember both keys r played together

2 give sweet music.Thats life live it...

 

44. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

 

45. i m +88 letter word.017 is soap name.16 is opposite to start.81is police report.62is opposite to out .83is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.

 

46. never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to say that you

M=make

A=a

D=difference. Lidy

 

47. the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire

the smell of burning is strong on my mind

everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction

one man taking another,s life.

don,t ask me how but somehow i know

mankind still has to go for miles.

silent cry

 

48. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

 

49. GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,

After merriage Beautiful doll,

after one year Nice doll,

after two years only doll,

after three years

PANADOL.

 

50. IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD

RESULT:

NO SMS

NO FLOWER

NO VALENTINE'S

NO CANDLES

NO PERFUME

NO TRAVELLING

NO TAJ MEHAL

ALL THE MEN

GO DIRECT IN

HEVEN

 

 

51.

 

0% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

 

52. A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

 

53. Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

 

54. At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

 

55. Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

 

56. Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

 

57. BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

 

58. Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

 

59. Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

 

60. Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .

 

61. Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

 

62. Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

 

63. E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

 

64. Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

 

65. For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

 

66. God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

 

67. God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!

 

68. HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

 

69. Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

 

70. Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

 

71. How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

 

72. I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

 

73. I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

 

74. I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

 

75. I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

 

76. I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

 

77. I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

 

78. If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

 

79. If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

 

80. If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

 

81. Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

 

82. In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

 

83. It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

 

84. Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

 

85.Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

 

86. My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

 

87. My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

 

88. Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

 

89. One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

 

90. Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

 

91. Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

 

92. roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

 

93. roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

 

94. Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

 

95. Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

 

96. The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

 

97. The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

 

98. They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

 

99. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

 

100. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.