1. Our education system does not teach us teamwork..

When v solve our x'ams in group discussion wid othrs they cal it COPYING..

FOOLISH PEOPLE..

 

2. If in examination hall

during d exam

u feel tht d paper is tough,

dont worry.

Just close ur eyes,

take a deep breath

n say 2 urself

“This is a very interesting subject.

I want to study it one more time”

 

3. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

 

4. New Xam patrn

In 2009 students ans all ques

2018 write any 2 ques...!

2027 read only ques.

2035 thnx 4 coming ..!!

 

5. i'll take a coin $ toss it b4 study..

 

if heads- go & sleep.

if tails- go & watch TV.

if stays vertical- go & listen music.

if stays in air- oh..let's study..!

 

6. Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.

 

To confirm go to site:

 

www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com

 

7. All i want you is to be courageous

Be calm and

be self equipped with facts and figures

to conquer this exams battle.

 

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

 

8. A GENIUS

Is A Person

Who Can Do For

$1 What Any Fool Can

Do For $100″

 

-As Such V Complete

Syllabus In 1 Day,

That Lecturers

Try In 1 Semester

 

9. Don’t Study = Fail ..(i)

Study = Don’t Fail ..(ii)

Adding (i) and (ii),

Don’t Study + Study = Don’t Fail + Fail

Study (Don’t + 1) = Fail (Don’t + 1)

Therefore, Study = Fai

 

10. Height Of Bindaasness

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.

Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,

 

Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?

 

11. What Is A Fear? ? ?

 

Fear Is The Deep, Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New & Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !

 

 

12. “The probability of a topic

coming in exam increases exponentially,

if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

 

13.

 

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn?t Read ? ;->

How True ?

 

14. newton's new law- every book continues 2 b in its state of rest or covered with dust, until n unless an external or internal exams appears..!

 

15. Wisdom is knowing what to do next... Skill is knowing how to do it... and sucess is DOING IT ! DO THE BEST IN THE TEST...let ur path smooth & easy Examination may be more & more easy.. let ur sucess come to true, that my best wishes to you!

 

16. As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.

 

 

17. Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

 

 

18. A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

 

 

19. Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing ,If u have any doubt you can ask me.

 

Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?

 

 

20. Twas the night before exam week, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!

 

 

21. Finals are like boys...

 

 

#. they're hard to understand

#. you might get the urge to cheat on them

#. some are harder than others

#. they put pressure on you to perform well

#. they were created to make our lives hell

#. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction

#. some take longer to finish than others

#. you always have 3 or 4 at a time

#. some aren't as big as you had expected

#. they're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care

 

22. I'm not going to cheat on the test tommorow, i'm simply going to study during it.

 

23. Dude, why bother taking these finals if I just know I'm going to fail them? Right now, I'm practicing the phrase, 'Would you like fries with that?'

 

24. Warriors. Wakeup..

 

Its Time 4 D Battle!

 

Refill Ur Pens,

Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,

C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

 

War Begins In 17 Days..!

 

25. Twas the night before exams and all through the dorm

Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn)

Their clothes for the next day draped over their chairs

Not necesarily clean (but who the f**k cares?)

Those ill-prepared were giving up the fight

Due to the fact it was starting to get light

The 11th hour slowly drew near...

"Let's get it over with so we can all go get beer!!!"

 

26. Now I lay me down to study,

I pray the lord I won't go nutty,

for if I fail to learn this junk,

I pray the Lord I will not flunk.

But if I do don't pitty me at all,

just lay my bones in the dorm hall.

Tell my professer I did my best,

now I lay me down to rest,

and pray ill pass tomorrow's test.

But if I die before I wake,

that's one less test ill have to TAKE!

 

27. Math tutor: $40 a week

Photocopy of the final: $25

Not having to study the day before your final: priceless

 

28. Latin is a language, as dead as it can be

First it killed the romans, now it's killing me.

 

29. I hate having finals. I have to learn everything that I was supposed to be learning all semester … in one week what's with that???

 

30. I am currently doing research on the effects of sleep depervation on a college student. I am starting off with 3 to 4 hours a night and am going to see how low I can get before I sleep through one of my tests. IM me if you would like to be a test subject along with me....

 

31. Why do they call them finals?

They're not final. If you fail you have to come back :(

 

32. I'm making a million flashcards

In this time of despair,

I can't really concentrate

In this fun swivel chair.

I hate how they say

This is Important to know.

When all we're learning

Is how plants grow.

You have no idea

How annoyed I am

Changing my plans

For this dumb final exam.

Can you please just

LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO AWAY!

YOU DAMN FINALS

YOU'RE RUINING MY DAY!

 

33. I wasn't cheating ... I was just looking at the answers

 

34. No wonder why they call it "finals" it's your final day to live.

Taking my Finals...

35. Look up "Cruel and Unusual Punishment" in the dictionary....next to that, you'll see 7:30 a.m. finals!!! Why oh why must they make the experience any worse than it already is???

 

36. I am preparing to get together everything that I need to prepare for my pre-studying break before I study for my exams.

Yeah, so I'm a procrastinator.

 

37. As long as there are finals there will be prayer in public schools.

 

38. I have this test tomorrow....

I need to study you see...

I probably be on later...

But don't wait up for me!!!

 

39. Go to school high

Study high

Get high scores

Studying and getting high for my finals.

 

40. Gotta go and study for finals- can't ya feel my excitement?

 

41. I could study for the test or study my boyfriends body i'm taking the body see you later

 

42. Studying for finals. I know its shocking! Save me, call me please!

 

43. They say you should eat a candy bar before you take your finals to have enough energy... *I'm out buying a box of snickers!*

 

44. Why do they call them finals? It's not like it is really the final test we are gonna take!!!!

 

45. It's that time of year again...

the word we all dread...

FINALS =-O

 

46. SOL Time...:-(

Shit

Outta

Luck

 

47. I could study for the test or study your boyfriends body i'm taking the body see you later

 

48. Whats the point of studying for "finals" if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!

 

49. Twas the night before finals, and all throught the dorm, not a creatures was partying, not even wild Norm. The students were studying, so they wouldn't fail, and not make it to college and end up in jail. Boy, that didn't work you see, they all flunked, and now are locked in a cell with no key. All this junk was for no good, the students felt dumb, stupid, and unnamed, for they studied the wrong subjects, boy they were ashamed!

 

50. Damn, is it really that time of the year? The time when you have to study? The time where all of your sleeping hasn't paid off? Why oh why do we have finals?

 

51. Studying for finals....

the one thing you can't cheat on ^_^

 

52. Grrr... studying hard for my finals.. talk to you later after my brain explodes :-)

 

53. Both of the words home and work are four letter words...well so is poop, doing my CRAPPY homework:-(

 

54. Studying for those things that they call "Finals" ... why do they call them finals when it really isn't the final test that you have to take...

 

55. I'm a Nervious RECK..Finals are in [XX] days Don't IM me..Don't talk to me..Don't call me..Till I have fully recovered from this horrific shock!

 

56. STOP

DROP

AND...

STUDY FOR YOUR FINALS

 

57. FINALS cant you see I'm busy!

Leave no Messages until I get back...

 

58. Finally finals are finally almost over. FINALLY!

 

59. When i Die , bury me deep

Ten feet down fast as leep

Place my Maths book on my head

Tell my teacher that i am dead

place my geography book on my chest

Tell my teacher how i am at rest

Place my physics in my right hand

Tell my teacher nothing i understand

place my english book on my left

Tell my teacher i tried my best

Also tell my teachers not to cry

For they are those who made me die.

 

60. As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.

 

61. There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

 

62. Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me

 

63. Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.

 

64. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

 

65. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me

 

66. A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

 

67. Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

 

68. A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

 

69. Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(A) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(B) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(C) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(D) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(E) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

 

70. Lovely days in my life :

Childhood days,

School days

&

collage days,

Horrible days in my life :

“only exam days”

 

71. A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

 

72. All i want you is to be courageous

Be calm and

be self equipped with facts and figures

to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

 

73. Wats d height of hope??

It is: sittin in d exam hall,

holdin d question paper in hand

n tellin ur self

“dude,dnt worry.

Exams wil get postponed!”

 

74. eXams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

 

75. Human brain is the most

outstanding object in world.

It functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

 

76. To accomplish great things,

We must not only act,

But also dream,

Not only plan but also believe,

Best wishes for your exam.

 

77. Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

 

 

78. Exams are like Girl friends

- Too many questions

- Difficult to understand

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail!

 

79. A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

 

80. It takes 15 trees to

produce the amount

of paper that we

use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble

cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS.

 

81. The probability of a topic

coming in exam increases exponentially,

if 1 decides 2 leave the topic completely..

 

82. To be a "Good professional", always start 2 study late for "Exams".

Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies".

 

83. Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

 

84. There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

 

85. To accomplish great things,

We must not only act,

But also dream,

Not only plan but also believe,

Best wishes for your exam.

 

86. Rain of summer, snow of winter,

grace of autumn, glory of spring,

May beauty of every season

give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.

May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.

Good luck & all the best

 

87. dis student was writing a grade 11 biology exam and there came a question that requires a student to draw a virgina, and dis gal couldnt remember the drawing of something she had.. so she decides to look under her panty and the lecturer said, mam are u cheating and she said no i am looking at my virgina and compering it to the drawing i drew

 

88. In Examinati0n hA|L

A Stdnt WritTen aLL The aNswer On hIs b0dy,

Examiner Caught Him

And aSkd

"Do u Think We Are Fo0Ler?"

Stdnt RpLd: No Sir..!

"I M SHORT TERM MEMORY LO0ZER"

 

89. Great students like Us,work on the “principle of rockets”

It doesn’t mean

we aim for the skies,

It means

we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire

 

90. Five things intelligent students do during exam preparation:

-sleeping

-messaging

-watching movies

-dream of touching books

 

91. A Fool can ask more questions

than a wise man can answer.

So,

There is no wonder that we (students) are speechless

during the viva in practicals..

 

92. All i want you is to be courageous

Be calm and

be self equipped with facts and figures

to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

 

93. The Law Says,

“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

 

94. My nights are going sleepless..

my days are going useless..

So I asked GOD, “is this love?”

GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near”

 

95. The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…

A Bomb Should Have Fallen

Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON…:D

 

96. Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”

“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the

PRINCIPAL

 

 

97. Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,

we donot use “is’” with “I”

Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”

 

98. Four things boys do in the Examination Hall

 

. Counting # of Girls

. Flirting with lady superident

. Reading the brand name of their pen

. Thinking of study for at least next exams

 

Four things Girls do in the Examination Hall either they know or not

 

. Write

. Write

. Write

. And just Write...

 

99. parents hav many

options 4 us like

 

Poison

Sleeping Pills

Hanging by Neck

Throwing 4 Building

 

But they choose

EDUCATION

 

100. The Funniest And

Highly Impossible Msg

A Student Can Ever Send

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s.

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I Finished Studies. Did You?