1. the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very sentimental

1% senti

99% mental...............

 

2. SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Actually SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day..

 

3. I am a dog and u r a flower,

so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

 

4.

 

u r a donkey

d 4 decent

o 4 outclass

n 4 nice

k 4 kind

e 4 excelent

y 4 young

 

5. Those Sparkling Eyes

That Amazing Face

A 100watt smile

The Enthu Stride

The Cheerful Talk

Charming stud

I'm still The same

hw r u?...wts up?

 

5. if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...

dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used before

 

 

6. Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night..

 

7. i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful.

 

8. Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

Reply me soon

urs lovingly,

"MOSQUITO"

 

9. just go to hell

yes you

u only !

because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.

 

10. I want to kill the

SWEETEST,

SMARTEST,

CHARMING,

ATTRACTIVE &

GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,

but then I thought my friend ....

SUCIDE is a crime.

 

11.Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension

12. If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.qwq

 

13. Life is like a MOVIE...

If u r sad - DRAMA

If u r afraid - SUSPENSE

If u r angry - ACTION

When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR

Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY

 

14. How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,

smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an

extremly intelligent kid ???

Ask my parents...!

 

15. Whn cloud breaks, rain falls! Whn coconut breaks, water falls!Whn luv breaks tears falls!But whn ur head break Cowdung falls !

 

16. Q: to make it straight she pulls it, to make it stand she rubs it, to make it stiff she licks it, to let it in she pushes it. what is she doing? a: threading a needle

 

17. Good person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good taste? Corse its you Good friend? Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me .

18. GARAHAMBEL

invnted

telefon

EDISON

invnted

elctricbulb

MARCONI

invnted

radio

COLUMBOS

discoverd

America

U discovered my Cell NO

 

19. Your smile is amazing... you know your smile kills the people.... So please save the world.......

and

Brush your teeth....

regularly!....

 

20. I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.zed

 

21. six rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

bilal

 

22. My Eyes

DETECTED

My Heart

REACTED

Thousands were

REJECTED

& only u were

SELECTED

bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisment

 

23. You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

 

24.

(((((( ))))))

(((( @) (@ ))))

(((((; <._.> ;)))))

((((((,__ ,))))))

 

25. don't be afriad......

Sometimes mob work as mirror

 

26. PRACTICE AT UR HOME

1.Take one grape

2.Take it in ur hand

3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth

4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.

 

27. SHUTUP!

S= SURPRISES 4 U

H= HAPPINESS 4 U

U= UNLIMITED LOVE 4 U

T= TRUE PASSION 4 U

U= U ALWAYZ INMY MIND

P= PRAYING 4 U

SO AGAIN

SHUTUP!!

 

28. VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:

r u handsome ?

r u good looking ?

r u trained ?

r u hardworking ?

looking for a job ?

then.................

apply now;

we need the services of a ~MONKEY~ for the zoo.

 

29. Hey,

I, Dont Need Ur Attitude

BCoz

I, Have One Of My Own

30. In the late night,on the full moon day, i

stopped my car and went close to her ears, she felt

shyness.i went to say those words but i

thought she wont believe it. Finally i told

her those "3 words"

31. Yesterday whole night i

was thinkin abt only U

Now i'm

thinking of "V".

Tonight i'll definitly

think abt w,x,y and z 

 

32. close ur eyes

umm.haa

muhaa...

ok..

satisfied now open ur eyes..

;****;

x( @..@ )x

"(--)" MAZA AYA ? U kissed a Monkey 

 

33. Red Rose: Luv

Yelloe Rose: Friendship

White Rose: Peace

Which Rose for u?

 

34. EYES: to look at u.

HAND: to pray for u.

MIND: to remember u.

HEART: to make friendship with u.

and

LEG: to kick u if u forget me....

So alkways remeber me!!!

35. good morning.......

have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????

1) pray , so that u may live long

2) take a bath so that other can live long.....

 

36. no visits..........

no calls...........

no missed calls........

no sms's............

no mails...............

no chat............

i m worried..........u r in jail again???

 

37. Hi sweetheart,

Doing nothing?

Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!

I may come there any time!

Ur's faithfully

"HEART ATTACK!"

 

38. Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after

sucking ur blood

 

39.

1-5 years girls

love MOM

6-15 years girls

love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..

 

40. After engagement : Superman

After Marriage : Gentleman

After 10 years : Watchman

After 20 years : Doberman 

 

41.

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LOADED IN MY HEART..

 

42. i saw sumthing in da shop window today. it was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

 

43. Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true

F- FRIENDLY

L- LOVELYFUL

I - INTELLIGENT

R - ROMANTIC

T - TRUTHFUL

SO KEEP ON FLIRTING

 

44. say e

say ee

say eee

say eeee

say eeeee

say eeeeee

very good

now go & brush ur teeth.. gud day

 

45. God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.

God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!

 

46. so sweet u r

so sweet your smile

so sweet your eyes

so sweet your style

see how sweetly i lie

 

47. I love the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush

 

48. I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, I ask a Angel, he gave me U

 

49. R u Male or Female ???

Wants to know the answer...

Then see down . . . .

Not here u fooooooool...

 

50. Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

 

51. Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

 

52. There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan

 

53. Each morning..............

My first thought

My first sight

My first feeling

My first contact

my first heartthrob

My first real joy

my first true love

 

54. ????? is ???????

still scrolling?

o'k i'll tell u

u sure u want 2

 

55. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"

And the grand prize is a night with me!

 

56. Flowers die

stories end

Songs fade

Memories Ragotten

All things come to End

But..........

People like U always remain 4rever

Bcz

GHOST NEVER DIE

57. I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide!

 

58. hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...

 

59. you"

yes you

u really disspointed me

i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT

why don't u stop telling others my secret?

that

I M CUTE !!

 

60. Those Sparkling Eyes

That Amazing Face

A 100watt smile

The Enthu Stride

The Cheerful Talk

Charming stud

I'm still The same

hw r u?...wts up?

 

61. QUESTION:

What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?

ANSWER:

Bubblegum

 

62. If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?

Guess

 

63. Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.

 

64.

A - U r Attractive

B - U r the Best

C - U r Cute

D - U r Dear 2 Me

E - U r Excellent

F - U r Funny

G - U r Good-Looking

H - hehehe

I - I'm

J - JOKING

 

65. I Want You To Be with Me

In a Nice Restaurant

To Have Candle Light Dinner...&

Say Those Sweet

Three Words To U...

"Pay The Bill

 

66. THE QUESTIOS:

How many Times Did u Press The Button

 

67. MY EYES MISS U

MY FELLINGS LOVE U

MY HANDS NEED U

MY MIND CALL U

MY HEART JUST 4 U

MY LIFE IS U

I WILL DIE WITHOUT U

I LOVE U

 

68. Good looks catch the eyes,

but Good Personality catches the heart.

You are blessed with both!

FLATTERED???

Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...

 

69. Open My Heart

Get Inside

If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart

Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him Squall

 

70. Earth may stop Rotating,

Birds may stop Flying,

Candles may stop Melting,

Fishes may stop Swimming,

Heart may stop Beating,

But your Brain will

never start working!

 

71. Sorry 4 disturbing u.

can u fax me ur photo,

its very urgent,

serious matter has

comeup actually,

we r playing cards

and I lost the joker

 

72.

1 msg received...

1 cool person sent it...

1 fool is reading it...

1 fool gets mad...

1 fool is still reading it...

1 fool will forward this message to another fool!!

73. I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",

Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!!

 

74. Only the open heart receives

LOVE

Only the open mind receives

WISDOM

Only the open hand receives

GIFTS

and...

Only the CUTE 1's receive

MESSAGES From ME! Shafqat

 

75. I want to kiss ur lips

I want to smell ur breath

I want to touch ur tunk

I want to touch ur teeth

But u dun worry

I m ur friend dentonic!! 

 

76. baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!!

 

77. so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies

 

78. Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE

 

79. some call me funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut up !!!!!!!!!!

 

80. U r so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number mk

 

81. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

 

82. I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

 

83. in day i miss u

at night i miss u

in morning i miss u

i miss u every moment

i miss u every second

i miss u alot.......

my stolen chappal i really miss u

 

84. R u mad?

Y r u reading me?

There is nothing in me.

Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.

I think u will never stop reading me.

OK

Read me now

 

85. Press down

again

again.. please

once more

sorry again

6 times more

Oh! Again

1 Time again

don't u have any job

 

86. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don't exist.

 

87. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

 

88. U know last week,I visited my friend in China & they thought I'm joking when I say in South Africa there are Monkey's,so will tou plz borrow me ur photographs so that I can show them when I visit again?

 

89. God knows d value of HEART,so he created LUV....He knows d value of NIGHT,so he created DREAMS...He knows d value of FREINDS,so he created MEEEEE...

 

90. want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream

 

91. Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again...

 

92. Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well and

Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well

 

93. Birds love you,

Monkeys love you,

Hippos love you,

Snakes love you,

Tortoise love you,

Giraffe loves you.....

Please go back to ZOO,

They all really miss you.

 

94. Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

 

95. Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

 

96. A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

 

97. It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

 

98. Always be Happy, always wear a smile;

Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

 

99. One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,

One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...

So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...

as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

 

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Gorgeous Babe