1. Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

 

2. what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

 

3. Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

 

4. A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

 

5. If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.

Whats kissing

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

 

6. I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

 

7. The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

 

8. What is Kiss

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

 

9. If u read,u owe me a HUG,

if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,

if u save,u owe me a DATE,

if u return txt msg 2 me,

u OWE me All,

bt if u ignore,

U r MINe!

So wat will U do?

 

10. A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.

 

11. When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."

 

12. Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"

 

13. "Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun."

 

14. A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

 

15. If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.if a hug was a second id send u hours.if a smile was water id send u a sea.if love was a person id send u me!

 

16. A mobile kiss.

SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

 

17. my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kiss u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!!

 

18. I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

 

19. Benefits of Kissing ;Changes taste;Burns Calories;Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING

 

20. love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game

 

21. Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me 'till The End.And I Promise I won't Break Your Heart r

 

22. A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature , to stop speech whaen words become superfluous. 

 

23. today i want 2 say usomething....................2 say u.........kiss me and say Goodbye

 

24. Kiss is the key of love.Love is the key of marraige.Marraige is the box of children.Children r the problem of Pakistan.To solve this problem.Avoid Kisses..........

 

 

25. I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend

I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!

 

26. whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"

whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly"

and

whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na" (Dont tell anybody pl)

 

27. ur love is like water in the ocean it last forever,

ur kiss is like a remeberable story,couse i always rember it,i love you.

 

28. Look under your bed,maybe in ur head, for there i'll plant lot of something called forget me not, here's a most loving kiss coz you are the only one i miss,pinkpetal

 

29. never ask 4 a kiss,just take it.

never give a hug,ask 4 it.

never ask do u luv me,first say i luv u.

never say i can't live without u,say i live for u.

 

30. A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW WHO WILL KISS U UNDER THE PILLOW.

 

31. LOVE IS BLIND

BE VERY KIND

WHEN I KISS U

PLZ DONT MIND

 

32. Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? <Guess it> ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").

 

33. Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

 

34. Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

 

35. If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time

 

36. Kiss is a boot camp, of doing something sweet and tasted, that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation untill generation.

 

37. no stars 2 wish,no moon 2 lite n no flowers to smell,just a loneliness 1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite?

38. If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

 

39. The moment eternal - just that and no more -

When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at the core

While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!

 

40. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

 

41. "Where should one use perfume?"

a young woman asked.

"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"

I said.

 

42. loving you can only be compared to the sand of an ocean,mising you with the warmth of your skin,baby to me you mean the world,ican't stand without ur thing,talk without ur lips!!!!So come and kiss me Fatty

 

43. if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!

 

44. read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i've filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside..

 

45. proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment .thovhogi's

 

46. Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

47. My love for you grows more with each passing day,

The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:

Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,

Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

 

48. U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

 

49. A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

 

50. TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive..

 

51. Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you!

 

52. u could kiss me, hold me, & vow ur love so true, but no matter what u do,

I'll never get enough of u.

 

53. love is heat

which is very sweet

love is incomplete

till 2 lips meet.

 

54. NOrth to north, south to south my best direction is mouth to mouth..

 

55. The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but

you my friend may kiss my lips!!

56. If kisses were water, I will give u sea.

If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.

If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,

If friendship is life I will give u mine.

 

57. Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

 

58. kissing is for play fucking is game boys get pleasure girls get pain

 

59. Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have

2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st jenuary

 

60. A kiss is something

you cannot give without taking

and cannot take without giving.

 

61. Kiss Definition in Physics:-

“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-

“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

 

62. What is the kiss in view…….

Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”

Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND

is always higher than SUPPLY”

 

63. Never KISS a lady police,

She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,

She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,

She will say, repeat it 5 time

 

64. A KISS …

Can Be A Comma (,)

A Question Mark (?)

Or

An Exclamation Point (!) …

That’s Basic Spelling

That Every Woman

Ought To Know

 

65. A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

 

66. Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").

 

67. Got a gift 4 u! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal! Fully returnable! Its a hug from ME 2 U!!

 

68. You left without saying goodbye,you never meant to give another try,yet my love for you will never die,i'll always love you as the days go by

 

69. darling! i love u..

u r so far

i miss u...

really i miss u...

bcoz i want 2 kiss u!.........

 

70. Every kiss haz itz own meaning!

KISS ON HAND = I admire u,

KISS ON CHEEKz = letz b friendz,

KISS ON NECK = I desire u,

KISS ON LIPZ = I love u,

KISS ANY WHERE ELSE=...letz not get carried away!

 

71. If a kiss waz a rain drop i had send u showerz.

If a hug waz a second i had send u hourz.

If a smyle waz water i had send u a sea.

If love waz a person i had send u meee

 

72. TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive...

 

73. A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I"m missing you.

 

74. My love for you grows more with each passing day,

The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:

Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,

Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

 

75. Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don"t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

 

76. proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment.

 

77. read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i"ve filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...

 

78. The Moment Eternal . . . Just That And No More . . .

When Ecstasy's Utmost We Clutch At The Core

While

Cheeks Burn, Arm Open, Eyes Shut

&

Lips Meet

 

79. The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

 

80. I pressed my lips to yours, my love,

 

To taste your kiss so sweet

 

You held me for a minute, love,

 

And that moment so soon did fleet

 

81. kisses Spread Germs.

Germs Are Hated...

Come On Baby Kiss Me,

Coz I"m Vaxinated

 

82. If kisses were water, I will give u sea.

If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.

If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,

If friendship is life I will give u mine.

 

83. never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.

never give a hug, ask 4 it.

never ask do u luv me, first say i luv u.

never say i can"t live without u, say i live for u.

 

84. Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me "till The End. And I Promise I won"t Break Your Heart

 

85. Love is the name, Kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game ! !

 

86. What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetration, in fast acceleration that will build the next generation

 

87. "Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;

Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:

A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,

To make that thousand up a million.

Treble that million, and when that is done,

Let"s kiss afresh, as when we first begun."

 

88. '' Why do we close our eyes when we dream, imagine, or kiss?

Because the best things in life are unseen.'

 

89. There are Tulips in my garden,

there are Tulips in the park,

but nothing is more be beautiful

than our two lips meeting in the dark!

 

90. A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues. so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

 

91. Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have

2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on next Sunday

 

92. 2day i want 2 say usomething....................2 say u.........kiss me and say Goodbye

 

93. Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it

Nvr ask 4 a hug, just give it

Nvr ask do U Love me? Say I Love U

Nvr say I cant live wthout u, say i lve 4U

 

94. Sweetest kiss- On the head.

Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!

Most romantic kiss- On the lips!

N the hottest kiss?

 

95. If luvin was aginst the law,

and kissin was a crime,

i would gladly spend my life with u,

in prison doin time.

 

96. Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue. SMILE!

This is ur friend “PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday

 

97. f a kiss waz a rain drop i had send u showerz.

If a hug waz a second i had send u hourz.

If a smyle waz water i had send u a sea.

If love waz a person i had send u meee

 

98. A Kiss is a :

 

Noun:It is common & proper.

 

Pronoun:"She" stands for it.

 

Verb:It is active & passive:

 

Adverb:Makes an explanation.

 

Conjunction:It brings together & connects.

 

Intergetion:It shows a sudden strong feeling.

 

Proposition:It has an object.

 

99. Kiss is everything

 

100. Our first kiss was just for fun;

I was playing a game and I won.

 

Our second kiss was more sincere;

we began to talk, you held me near.

 

Our third kiss- I began to feel;

no longer a game, this one was real.

 

Our fourth kiss, my heart was calling;

I didn't care that I was falling.

 

Our fifth kiss was when you would choose;

this was no longer a game... and I was to lose.