1. My wife and I

were happy for 20 years.

Than we met.

 

2. Wife:

(expecting a car)

Gift me smthng which goes frm 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I'm on it.

Husbnd gifted her a

weighing machine.... .!

 

3. On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought..

Wife: Wat r u thinking?

Husbnd: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife's heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remembr that date

Husbnd: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years

Wife smiles ''Yes"

Husbnd sighs n says: Aaaaaaahhh!

i would've been free today!:-D

 

4. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

 

5. What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?

Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.

Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

 

6. Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust and Understanding, she doesn't Trust me and I dont Understand her.

 

7. I asked my wife,

“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

“It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”

She said. So I suggested,

“How about the kitchen?”

 

8. Me and My Wife was Very Happy before….

 

9. To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.

 

10. On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my LOVE

 

11. Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy ,love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary

 

12. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary

 

13. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair!!

 

14. Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait

she:do you want me 2 leave?

He: No! don’t even think about it

She: do you love me ?

He:ofcourse! over n over!

She:have u ever cheated on me?

He:No!y r u even asking?

She:will u go on wid me on picnic?

He:every chance I get!

She:will u hit me ?

He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!

She:can I trust u?

He:yes..

She: Darling!

After marriage…

Now simply read from bottom to top

 

15. True relatives always

stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.

All your relatives were standing behind u!

 

16. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

 

17. A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED...

 

18. An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.

 

19. There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.

 

20. All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

 

21. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

 

22. Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

 

23. Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

 

24. Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

 

25. May you never leave your marriage alive.

 

26. May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.

 

27. Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

 

28. love my eyes when U look into them,

I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,

I love my life when U are in it.

 

29. As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral… As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love

is the tool, and more love is the end product.

 

30. A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

 

31. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

 

32. Behind every Successful man

there is a satisfied woman.

But behind every satisfied woman.

there is an exausted man.

 

33. Evolution of Man:

Without Marriage “Spider Man”

On Marriage Day “Super Man”

After Marriage “Gentle Man”

If wife is beautiful then rest of life

.

.

.

.

“Watch Man”

 

34. Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to

run away…!!

 

35. I hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although i smile & seem carefree there is no one who mises u more than ME

 

36. Happiness as light as air.

LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.

Friends as solid as diamonds and

success as bright as gold.

These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…goodluck

 

37. Smile a while,

& when U smile,

smile another smile

& soon there will b miles

& miles of smile

bcoz you smiled .

i wish your day is full of SMILE

 

38. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

 

39. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

 

40. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!

 

41. I 've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.

 

42. I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'?

 

43. Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.

 

44. Married Life Joke

 

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

 

45. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.

 

46. Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

 

47. May the best of your past be the worst of your future

 

48. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

 

49. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

 

50. Brain is very important part of body,

It is active 24 hours

.

.

365 days,

.

.

it starts working, when you born

and work till you

.

.

.

.

Get Married…

 

51. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

 

52. Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”

 

53. Long after our anniversary

And

this greeting has been thrown away

Think of the thought behind it,

Each and everyday,

Happy Anniversary

 

54. Marriage is that relation between

man and women in which

the Independence is Equal,

the Dependence mutual and

the Obligation Reciprocal”.

Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

 

55. I LOVE U are words just three,

which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.

so this is what i want to say,

live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

 

56. Nothing in this world Could ever be

As wonderful as the love You’ve given me

Your love makes my days so very bright,

just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).

Happy Wedding Anniversary

 

57. How true my feelings were

I found out to be The best thing

in my life Was when you married me

Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),

For the years we share I know one

thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

 

58. Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Is still as strong today as it was

then Bringing u much joy , love

and happiness To celebrate again.

Happy Anniversary

 

59. On this special day,

best wishes go to you,

that this wonderful love u share,

lasts ur lifetime through.

Happy anniversary to you my Love

 

60. To the beautiful couple in all the land,

May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.

Happy Anniversary

 

61. Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,

May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,

As u make a wonderful pair.

Happy Wedding Anniversary

 

62. I’m sending this bouquet of love

To say that I love you so much

I hope I say it often enough

I want you to know it’s true,

On this special occasion

I want to remind you

That you are my everything

And

my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

 

63. That special day is here again

The day we took our vows

You’re just as special to me today

As you still get me aroused.

Happy Anniversary Lover

 

64. Happy Anniversary

and May

your marriage be Blessed with love,

joy And companionship

For all the years of your lives!

 

65. All my love for you FREE!

wishing

u

a

very

happy

ANNIVERSARY….!

 

66. Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

 

67. if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

 

68. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

 

69. To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

 

70. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me

Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

 

71. I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do

Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

 

72. We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow

Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

 

73. Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and  happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

 

74. I love u for my whole life

 

75. Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight

Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

 

76. The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

 

77. all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....

 

78. Long after our anniversary

And

this greeting has been thrown away

Think of the thought behind it,

Each and everyday,

Happy Anniversary

 

79. Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Is still as strong today as it was

then Bringing u much joy , love

and happiness To celebrate again.

Happy Anniversary

 

80. On this special day,

best wishes go to you,

that this wonderful love u share,

lasts ur lifetime through.

Happy anniversary to you my Love

 

81. To the beautiful couple in all the land,

May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.

Happy Anniversary

 

82. Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,

May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,

As u make a wonderful pair.

Happy Wedding Anniversary

 

83. Your love makes my days Happy and bright

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight

Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

 

84. The most important thing you fixed

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

 

85. all my love for you FREE

all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!

 

86. The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary

 

87. Happy Weeding Anniversary

 

88. Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary.

 

89. We've had our ups and downs, This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things, But our love for each other, Had no attached strings. Happy Anniversary.

 

90. Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).

 

91. Thank you for being the love of my life,

Half of the child asleep in my womb,

A husband whose husbandry made of his wife

Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!

Knight of my nights and dance of my days,

Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.

Only with you will I wend through my ways

Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea!

 

92. Long after our anniversary And

this greeting has been thrown away

Think of the thought behind it,

Each and everyday,

Happy Anniversary

 

93. How true my feelings were

I found out to be The best thingin

my life Was when you married me

Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),

For the years we share I know one

thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

 

94. Words cannot express

all I hold within my heart.

You've made every moment

worth remembering.

Happy Anniversary

 

95. Wives are for sharing with,

Dreaming dreams and caring with

spending time with,

chatting to,

Making plans with,

Hoping they come true...

Holding hands with, hugging, kissing

Laughing with and reminiscing.....

Working with to see things through,

and loving

Just like I LOVE YOU

Happy Anniversary

 

96. another year to

create precious memories together.

Another year to

discover new things to enjoy about each other.

Another year to

build a life rich in love and laughter.

Another year to

strengthen a marriage that defines "forever."

Happy Anniversary!

 

97. If I met you on tomorrow

I would still give you my heart

If you should say,

"do you still love me?"

I'd say,

"Till death do us part"

Happy Anniversary

 

98. Scientists have discovered

that the longer people

stay married, the more

they begin to look alike.

You better start putting

name tags in your underwear!

Happy Anniversary

 

99. On our anniversary

and always,

it’s your love

that makes

the beautiful difference

in my life.

Happy Anniversary

 

100. Even in a Fairy Tale

where every dream comes true

I could never hope to find

someone as loving as you

Happy Anniversary