1. Those who are too smart to engage in politics are being  punished by governed by those who are dumber.

 

2. The Constitution only guarantees the people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

 

3. Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.

 

4. Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

 

5. Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

 

6. Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other

 

7. A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"

 

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."

 

8. Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

 

9. Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.

 

10. Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.

 

11. It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.

 

12. A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

 

13. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use

 

14. Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays

 

15. A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit

 

16. Politics - I don't know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another, while nature is always and ever making efforts to bring us together.

 

17. One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

 

18. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

 

19. Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

 

20. An attractive woman was leaving the White House after completing an appointment. She walked the length of the hall to the elevator, where she pressed the button.When the elevator arrived, the doors opened revealing President Clinton standing inside next to the row of floor buttons. He smiled, looked at the woman, and said, "Are you going down?"

The woman replied, " No, I don't work here."

 

21. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river

 

22. Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

 

23. There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.

 

24. "An information notice by the GLA reveals plans for e-voting using the internet, telephone, mobile phone, text messaging, e-voting booths and digital TV. The plans also include electronic counting systems for manual paper votes."

 

25. In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

 

26. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

 

27. This statement was made by Representative Dick Armey when asked whether he would resign if he were in the president's place: "If I were in the president's place I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, 'How do I reload this damned thing?'"

 

28. The Clinton's are certainly running a rock and roll presidency! It ain't workin', Hillary wants our money for nothin' and Bill wants his chicks for free!

 

29. Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

 

30. The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

 

31. Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

 

32. A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

 

33. I don"t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

 

34. In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

 

35. Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

 

36. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.

 

37. Crash courses for general category.

Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.

Shoe polich diploma after MBA.

Sweaper degree after engineering.

Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

 

38. We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

 

39. Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

 

40. Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be

surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

 

41. A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

He said, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."

 

42. Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

 

43. Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

 

44. Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"

And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"

 

45. This morning, National Public Radio reported that Monica Lewinsky had been in an accident with her Sport Utility Vehicle. Immediately, four things came to my mind:

1. She must have blown a rod.

2. Obviously, her driving sucks too.

3. It's not the first time she flipped over something with a spare tire.

4. I wonder how badly THIS accident stained her dress?

 

 

46. Bill goes down to visit Chelsea at Stanford and to meet her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend goes up to Bill and says, "Mr. President it's so great to meet you. You know... you're my idol, my role model."

Bill replies, "Hey man, that's it! I don't want you seeing my daughter anymore!"

 

47. Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

 

48. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

 

49. A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

 

50. A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

 

51. Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

 

52. Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

 

53. One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

 

54. Politics - I don't know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another, while nature is always and ever making efforts to bring us together.

 

55. Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.

 

56. A politician will do anything to keep his job even become a patriot.

 

57. Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.

 

58. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river.

 

59. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

 

60. Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.

 

61. Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

 

62. Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.

 

63. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

 

64. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

 

65. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

 

66. Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.

 

67. It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.

 

68. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

 

69. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

 

70. Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

 

71. If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

 

72. The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

 

73. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

 

74. Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.

 

75. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

 

76. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars

here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will

make my whole country happy.

Suddenly PILOT said: If I drop this plane

I will make the whole world happy!

77. Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

 

78. Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

 

79. A good leader is a person

who takes a little more than

his share of the blame

and

a little less than his share of the credit.

 

80. Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.

 

81. Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

 

82. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

 

83. Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

 

84. I offer my opponents a bargain:

if they will stop telling lies about us,

I will stop telling the truth about them.

 

85. We have plenty of Confidence in this country,

but we are a little short of good men

to place our Confidence in.

 

86. One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

 

87. I don?t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts

88. Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

 

89. I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

 

90. Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.

 

91. Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

 

92. We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

 

93. During a campaign the air is full of speeches - and vice versa.

 

94. A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

 

95. A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

 

96. One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

 

97. "The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God's Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You"

         

98. I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

 

99. We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

 

100. Govt. of the people, by the people, for the people.