1. Try to Answer thisLover loves itFrnds needs itRelationship starts with it& Life ends with it. it is._ _ _ d _ _a _ _s Only 10 letter word.

 

2. maths ka magic ;259 into 39 =? .u will be getting a very interesting result. just try it

 

3.

 

Question:

4___4___4___4 = 20

Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.

It's A Challenge...

Reply The Answer.

 

4. Mathematics Logic

 

Multiply ur cell's last no. by 2 then add 5 to it

Then multiply it to 50

then add ur age + 365 to it and subtract 615 from it

Surprise

First two digit's r ur cells last 2 digits and last 2 digits is ur age.

 

5. Describe me in 1 word using the first letter of ur name. This is fun.Send to everyone & see what they say,Do reply to me 1st..I m waitin 4r ur ans???

 

6. If u love some one then arrange these letters in 4 words 'YROSIFYMLISUE'if u dnt find it means u dont knw how to love a person..

RACK UR BRAINS.

 

7. Dislove,islove, thelove,bestlove, waylove,2love, saylove,datlove, ilove,reallylove, mislove,uLuv, soLuv,muchLuv. My friend Now read it again wthout love.

 

8. Its a 9 letter word.

If u hv 234 u can 1234.

89 is exact time n location.

If u hv 689 u can play.

If 6789 fails u wil die.

So if ur genius den ans it

 

9. Its a 7 letter word.

If u eat u wil die.

Its above god.

Its below water.

Its impossible 4 us.

Its imp than Love n Frdship...

so whs it?

 

10. N ss!W ! N ss!W !

N ss!W ! N ss!W !

N ss!W ! N ss!W !

N ss!W ! N ss!W !

N ss!W ! N ss!W !

N ss!W ! N ss!W !

Got confused?

Be smart then…………

Just turn ur cell upside down

 

11. IF INTIE CAN TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE, THEN Y CNT I TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE JUST LIKE INTIE CAN TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE!

 

12. Q.What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

 

 

A.Fire.

 

 

13. 4I4 |4\ 4/| !4 ["4""4 ["4""4 | 4 \4/ | 4! """4] "4""4] YOU.(Press : Edit and delete all 4 to understand thisSMS)

 

14. How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

 

15. If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

 

16. Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

 

17. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

 

18. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

 

19. The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

 

20. What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

 

21. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

 

22. If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

 

23. What is the velocity of the darkness ?

 

24. What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

 

25. Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

 

26. It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

 

27. Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

 

28. When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

29. Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

 

30. When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?

 

31. How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

 

32. when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

 

33. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside

 

34. Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

 

35. What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

 

36. When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

 

37. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

 

38. Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

 

39. Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

 

40. Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

 

41. The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

 

42. Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then

 

43. What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

 

44. Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

 

45. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

 

46. why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets

 

47. Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

 

48. It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

 

49. Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

 

50. Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.

 

51. Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

 

52. When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

 

53. It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

 

54. Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

 

55. Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

 

56. What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

 

57. What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

 

58. It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

 

59. Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

 

60. How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

 

61. When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?

 

62. How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

 

63. Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

 

64. Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

 

65. Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

 

66. Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

 

67. What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him

 

68. Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

 

69. Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

 

70. What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

 

71. When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

 

72. A word I know, six letters it contains, subtract one, and twelve remains. What am I??

 

73. What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

 

74. The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

 

75. Try to SOLVE

What it means:

 

R+CAT+SHOE-

RAT+SUN-CHOSE

+MOON+I-NOON+

GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E?

 

76. I am a word of 5 letters!

People eat me!

If u remove my 1st letter I will b a form

of energy!

If u remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed 4 liiving.

If u remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near U.

If u remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink 4 u.

 

.

.

Who am I?

 

77. Walk with me when u need Company..

Talk to me when u Feel all alone..

Trust me when ur Heartbeats more..

Think of me when u need a True Friend..

Like me...Like me..Like me.

 

78. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon

instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.

He angried and called to rani,

She told stupid

"This was a missed call"

 

79. People say that smoking is not good, but. i ll it is the way to keep.

loving cos

S=send

M=me

O=one

K=kiss

E=everyday

 

80. My love for you grows more with each passing day,

The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away,

Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,

Those luscious lips I love to kiss..........

 

81. The smallest thing i know is I,

& the biggest thing i know is YOU,

the person whom i will never forget is you ,

i will alway think of

you,

miss you a lot.

 

82. A sardar travelling in a train gets down in every station and buys ticket to next station guess why.....?

bcz, DOCTOR told him to avoid long journey...

 

83. I luv ur eyes,

i luv ur smile,

i cherish ur ways,

i adore ur style,

Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind

 

84. Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

 

85. Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

 

86. why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

 

87. What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

 

88. Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

 

89. The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

 

90. One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

 

91. How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

 

92. How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

 

93. Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

 

94. Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up

 

95. What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.

 

96. Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

 

97. Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

 

98. Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living

 

99. It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

 

100. What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!