1. Dont Compare

Yourself With

Anyone In This

World . .

If You Do . .

You R Insulting

Yourself"

 

2. A Lady is a women who make a man behave like a gentalman.You'er such a lady to me.

 

3. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

 

4. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

 

5. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

 

6. If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

 

7. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

 

8. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

 

9. I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

 

10. Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

 

11. Greetings and salivations

 

12. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

 

13. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

 

14. Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

 

15. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

 

16. Can I flirt with you?

 

17. Be unique and different, just say yes.

 

18. Baicarumba...are those real?

 

19. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

20. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

 

21. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

22. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

 

23. Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

 

24. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

 

25. Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

 

26. You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

 

27. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

 

28. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

 

29. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

 

30. Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

 

31. I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

 

32. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

 

33. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

 

34. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

 

35. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

 

36. What time do you have to be back in heaven?

 

37. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

 

38. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

39. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

 

40. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

 

41. Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

 

42. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

 

43. I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

 

44. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

 

45. Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

 

46. You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

 

47. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

 

48. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

 

49. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

 

50. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

51. I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

 

52. You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

 

53. You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

 

54. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

 

55. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

 

56. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

 

57. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

 

58. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

 

59. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince

 

60. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

 

61. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"

 

62. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

 

63. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

 

64. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

 

65. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .

 

66. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

 

67. Say, did we go to different schools together?

 

68. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."

 

69. You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

 

70. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.

 

71. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

 

72. Are we related? Do you want to be?

 

73. Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

 

74. Excuse me, do you live around here often?

 

75. If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

 

76. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

 

77. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

 

78. How was Heaven when you left it?

 

79. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

 

80. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

 

81. You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

 

82. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

 

83. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

 

84. Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

 

85. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever.

 

86. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

 

87. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

 

88. When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u'll feel fine... But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to hell!

 

89. See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake. "my" means guilt; "her" means anger.

 

90. Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,But its d one wen u lose something n still u manage to smile...

 

91. Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragnance,but will remind u of my existance 4ever..in ur life.

 

92. Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2Grow,

we mst fail in order 2 Know,

we must lose in order 2 Gain.

Bcoz

some Lessons r Best Learned thru Pain..

 

93. What

Is

More

Painful?

When a person

Whom u trusted

Hurts u,

Or

The

person

Whom u

hurted

still trust u??

 

94. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

 

95.

 

(". " ."),

//

((,,

send this Ganesh to 7 people .good luck will follow immediately. Warning :- Dnt delete it. I am sure u will recv good news.

 

96. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

 

97. You should be someone's wife.

 

98. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

 

99. Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

 

100. Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.