1. One smart fellow, he felt smart.

Two smart fellows, they felt smart.

Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

 

2. Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings

 

3. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,

but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

 

4. A big black bug bit a big black bear,

made the big black bear bleed blood.

 

5. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.

So if she sells shells on the seashore,

I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

 

6. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

 

7. "Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.

"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

 

8. A Tudor who tooted a flute

tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

Said the two to their tutor,

"Is it harder to toot

or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

 

9. I am not the pheasant plucker,

I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.

I am only plucking pheasants

'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

 

10. A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.

Said the flea, "Let us fly!"

Said the fly, "Let us flee!"

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

11. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

 

12. A bitter biting bittern

Bit a better brother bittern,

And the bitter better bittern

Bit the bitter biter back.

And the bitter bittern, bitten,

By the better bitten bittern,

Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

 

13. Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

 

14. Truck Tucker Takra

Takra Tucker Truck

Repet this twister 5 times

 

15. Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- Balancing them badly.

 

16. If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

 

17. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie

18. I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son

 

19. A tutor who tooted the flute

Tried to tutor two tooters to toot

Said the two to the tutor

"Is it tougher to toot

Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

 

20. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

 

21. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

 

22. Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

 

23. Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch

slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

 

24. Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar

 

25. The seething seas ceaseth

and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.

 

26. The crow flew over the river

with a lump of raw liver

 

27. A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

 

28. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

 

29. If you understand, say "understand".

If you don't understand, say "don't understand".

But if you understand and say "don't understand".

How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

 

30. There was a young fisher named Fischer

Who fished for a fish in a fissure.

The fish with a grin,

Pulled the fisherman in;

Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

 

31. Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,

All she does is sits and shifts,

All she does is sits and shifts

 

32. A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

 

33. How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

34. Tie a knot, tie a knot.

Tie a tight, tight knot.

Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

 

35. It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

 

36. Mr. See owned a saw.

And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.

Had Soar seen See's saw

Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,

See's saw would not have sawed

Soar's seesaw.

So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

But it was sad to see Soar so sore

just because See's saw sawed

Soar's seesaw.

 

37. Betty Botter had some butter,

"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.

If I bake this bitter butter,

It would make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter,

That would make my batter better.

" So she bought a bit of butter -

Better than her bitter butter -

And she baked it in her batter;

And the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter.

 

38. At a minute or two 'til two

Oh what to do to die today at a minute or two 'til two

A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do

For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two

With a rattatta tattatta tattatta too

And the dragon will come when he hears the drum

At a minute or two 'til two today

At a minute or two 'til two.

 

39. Bob Dole

How much dough would Bob Dole dole

If Bob dole could dole dough?

Bob dole would dole as much dough

As Bob Dole COULD dole,

If Bob Dole could dole dough.

 

40. Canny Cannibal

How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel,

if a canny cannibal can cram caramel into a camel ?

 

41. Doctor (Version 1)

When a doctor doctors a doctor,

does the doctor doing the doctoring

doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or

does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor ?

 

42. Doctor (Version 2)

When a doctor doctors a doctor does the doctoring doctor doctor,

the doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored,

or does the doctoring doctor doctor the doctor,

the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?,

Here's the answer:

The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the

doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.

Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

 

43. Fresh Fish

Do you like fresh fish?

It's just fine at Finney's Diner.

Finney also has some fresher fish

that's fresher and much finer.

But his best fish is his freshest fish

and Finney says with pride,

"The finest fish at Finney's is

my freshest fish, French-fried!"

SO...

don't order the fresh or the fresher fish.

At Finney's, if you're wise, you'll say,

"Fetch me the finest, French-fried freshest

fish that Finney fries!"

Dr. Seuss' book, "Oh say can you say"

 

44. Felt Hat

Is that a felt hat your wearing ,thats incredible

I've fealt some felt hats before but of all the felt hats I've ever fealt

I've never fealt a felt hat like that felt hat fealt.

 

45. Fly and a Flea

A fly and a flea in a flue

Were imprisoned, so what could they do?

"Let us fly," said the flea

"Let us flee,"said the fly

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

46. I saw Esau

I saw Esau kissing Kate,

And Kate saw I saw Esau,

And Esau saw that I saw Kate,

And Kate saw I saw Esau saw.

 

47. Mrs. Puggy Wuggy

Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt

Not a punt cut square

Just a square cut punt

It's round in the stern and blunt in the front

Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt

 

48. Manager of the Menagerie

'The Manager of the Menagerie

Imagined he was a manager of an imaginary Menagerie'.

 

49. Once Upon A Barren Moor

Once upon a barren moor

there dwelt a bear also a boar

the bear could not bear the boar

the bear thought the boar a bore

At last that bear could bear no more

that boar that bored him on the moor

and so one morn' he bored that boar

that boar will boar no more

 

50. Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.

If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,

our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!

 

51. Sea Shells

She sells sea shells

On the sea shore

Of Seychelles

 

52. Theopholis Sistle

Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,sifted a sive full of unsifted thistles.

Now, if Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,sifted a sive full of unsifted thistles,

where are the sifted thistles that Theopholis Sistle,the thistle sifter, sifted?

 

53. Thadius Thistle

Thadius Thistle the thistle sifter

While sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles

Thrust three thousand thistles

Threw the thick of his thumb.

 

54. A tree toad loved a she-toad,

That lived up in a tree.

She was a three-toed tree toad,

But a two-toed toad was he.

 

55. A twister of twists once twisted a twist.

and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.

now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwists,

would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.

 

56. Unique New York

Unique New York,

You need New York,

You know you need unique new york.

 

57. Wood Chuck

If a wood chuck could chuck wood,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood

as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

58. Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

 

59. People panic particularly positively when purple people-eaters pounce.

 

60. If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me?

 

61. I feel a feel,a funny feel and a funny feel,a feel and if you feel the feel,I feel.I feel you feelthe feel,i feel.

 

62. Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?

If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??

 

63. A Tudor who tooted a flute

tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

Said the two to their tutor,

"Is it harder to toot

or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

 

64. Double bubble gum, bubbles double..

 

65. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.

Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

 

66. Denise sees the fleece,

Denise sees the fleas.

At least Denise could sneeze

and feed and freeze the fleas.

 

67. flea and a fly flew up in a flue.

Said the flea, "Let us fly!"

Said the fly, "Let us flee!"

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

68. Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".

 

69. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds

 

70. As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.

 

71. She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more

 

72. A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?

 

73. How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?

A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

 

74. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

 

75. When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

 

76. The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the

doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.

Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

 

77. I cannot bear to see a bear

Bear down upon a hare.

When bare of hair he strips the hare,

Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

 

78. Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.

The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed

shilly-shallied south.

These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;

sheep should sleep in a shed.

 

79. Of all the felt I ever felt,

I never felt a piece of felt

which felt as fine as that felt felt,

when first I felt that felt hat's felt

 

80. If Stu chews shoes,should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

 

81. Freaky five fingered fouls fingers forever flicking freely.

 

82. Fresh fried fish,

Fish fresh fried,

Fried fish fresh,

Fish fried fresh.

 

83. A tree-toad loved a she-toad

Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree-toad,

But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree-toad tried to win

The three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground

That the three-toed tree-toad trod.

But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;

He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree-toad bower,

With her three-toed power,

The she-toad vetoed him.

 

84. A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

 

85. There was a fisherman named Fisher

who fished for some fish in a fissure.

Till a fish with a grin,

pulled the fisherman in.

Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

 

86. How many boards

Could the Mongols hoard

If the Mongol hoards got bored?

 

87. Denise sees the fleece,

Denise sees the fleas.

At least Denise could sneeze

and feed and freeze the fleas.

 

88. The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

 

89. A Box of Biscuits

A Box of Biscuits

A Box of Mixed Biscuits

And a Biscuit Mixer.

 

90. Fuzzy Wuzzy

Was a bear,

Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no Hair,

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,

Was he?!

 

91. A big black bug bit a big black bear,

made the big black bear bleed blood.

 

92. If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide.

 

93. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

 

94. One-one was a race horse.

Two-two was one too.

One-one won one race.

Two-two won one too.

 

95. If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

 

96. Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.

My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.

Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?

Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

 

97. A twister of twists once twisted a twist;

A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;

If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,

The untwisted twist would untwist the twist

 

98. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.

So if she sells shells on the seashore,

I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

99. A Tudor who tooted a flute

tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

Said the two to their tutor,

"Is it harder to toot

or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

 

100. I need not your needles, they're needless to me;

For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;

But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,

I then should have need of your needles indeed.